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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:15
Still no good.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
So they tried
They put up a sign reading